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RE: Custom Built Arks - Bob Orts - 03-11-2009
Dick, quick dump the Ark signage and replace it with Hawaii Affordable Military Housing Program. pply for DOD contract for Navy transitional housing. Build part of one ARK. Request another 60 million from DOD for cost over run. Keep $1,000 in business checking account. Put rest of money in Cayman Island bank. send out messages of financial problems. Apply for stimulus money. Get check. Cash check. Give yourself a $6.5 million bonus. Buy corporate jet (or two). Hold all expense paid employee appreciation event in Dubai. File for bankruptcy. Sponsor next Punaweb party in Costa Rico. It's the American way!
RE: Custom Built Arks - Royall - 03-11-2009
How about a price quote Dick[
] Maybe Koa trimmed with a little Milo or Purple heart???[
] Oh, and a hot tub... has to have a hot tub![]Royall
What goes around comes around!
RE: Custom Built Arks - Blakeyboy1 - 03-11-2009
I have nothing witty to add to this but I am enjoying the hell out of it! If I order can you stock it with unicorns?
-Blake
http://www.theboysgreatescape.blogspot.com/
RE: Custom Built Arks - DickWilson - 03-11-2009
Stocking with unicorns is difficult as they can only be captured by a virgin, and unfortunately, I no longer qualify[
]. Would antelope with one horn broken off meet your needs? We try to please.dick wilson
"Nothing is idiot proof,because idiots are so ingenious!"
RE: Custom Built Arks - DickWilson - 03-11-2009
Hey guys, this is a survival boat, not a floating bordello[
] Additionally, ark stock to rise based on latest scientific wild ass guess from the weather prognosticators. Cayman islands account opened today.dick wilson
"Nothing is idiot proof,because idiots are so ingenious!"
RE: Custom Built Arks - Blakeyboy1 - 03-11-2009
Hmmmm... I am not al that picky to be honest... can you paint them white? If so make it 21 one-horned antecorns. And I would like to see some Ark models later this week please.
-Blake
http://www.theboysgreatescape.blogspot.com/
RE: Custom Built Arks - DickWilson - 03-11-2009
Models posted latter this week upon return from antelope capturing road trip. Latex eco-friendly white ok?
dick wilson
"Nothing is idiot proof,because idiots are so ingenious!"
RE: Custom Built Arks - Blakeyboy1 - 03-11-2009
CANCEL OUR ORDER! Now where did I see that floating bordello model? Anyone?
-Blake
http://www.theboysgreatescape.blogspot.com/
RE: Custom Built Arks - DickWilson - 03-11-2009
I think Royall ran a post offering a prototype model of the chicken ranch style, hot and cold running blondes optional
dick wilson
"Nothing is idiot proof,because idiots are so ingenious!"
RE: Custom Built Arks - Blakeyboy1 - 03-11-2009
Royall... any antecorns avail on the bordello model with hot tubs? I know it's kinky but...
-Blake
http://www.theboysgreatescape.blogspot.com/