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Babyboomer reality check - punafish - 08-25-2005
Got this email from a fellow babyboomer. For those of us who insist we're "not getting old!" thought this would put things into perspective. Enjoy!
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2005: EKG
1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office
1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system
1975: Disco
2005: Costco
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
1975: Whatever
2005: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at
Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this
year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across
the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle
blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a
mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who
J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Tim
RE: Babyboomer reality check - Abby - 08-25-2005
very funny !
I had a good time inin your family ! glad meeting you all !
Abby
RE: Babyboomer reality check - punafish - 08-26-2005
We enjoyed meeting you too! Thanks so much for showing up at our party. Hopefully we'll be doing it again soon! Pass on our regards and thanks to Hazen, too.
Aloha!
Tim