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Math,Romance, Logic - Beachboy - 09-22-2007
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - Greg - 09-22-2007
"Shut up"............She explained
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - wjbillock - 09-22-2007
Beachboy...
I don't know where you get your material...
...PLEASE keep it coming!
Mahalo for the laugh!
"What? Me Worry?" - Alfred E. Nueman
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - KeithLee - 09-23-2007
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does."
LOL...sadly accurate.
Perhaps we shouldn't regard Aloha as a requirement of the people of Hawaii and just be grateful when we recieve it?
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - Ed Smay - 09-24-2007
quote:
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does."
LOL...sadly accurate.
Perhaps we shouldn't regard Aloha as a requirement of the people of Hawaii and just be grateful when we recieve it?
I heard on the news this morning about a woman was suggesting that all Marriages should expire after 7 years with the option to renew!
"From knowledge comes understanding"
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - Carolann R - 09-24-2007
Shut up.
Carrie
"All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it." Bob Newhart
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - Ed Smay - 09-25-2007
Here is the link on the new story that I mentioned in previous post.
http://www.euronews.net/index.php?article=443752&lng=1&option=1
"From knowledge comes understanding"
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - wjbillock - 09-25-2007
Hmmm...a Marriage Learners Permit vs. a Marriage License...hmmmmm
"What? Me Worry?" - Alfred E. Nueman
RE: Math,Romance, Logic - Greg - 09-25-2007
My wife's Marriage license would be more compatible if she weren't required to wear corrective lenses.