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Bad News - Obie - 11-30-2011

Bad news!
To save the economy, on December 30, 2011, Congress has ordered the immigration department to start deporting retired people instead of illegals in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. We are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! See you on the bus. I wonder where we’re going?

Edit to add that I live in Hawaii and depend on Social Security !!


RE: Bad News - liskir - 11-30-2011

to FEMA camps of course! Hasta la Vista, Babeee...


RE: Bad News - whalesong - 11-30-2011

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

It can’t get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes.[Big Grin]

Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


RE: Bad News - Greg - 11-30-2011

I really like the fish and chips at the Pahoa Fish Market in Malama Center!


RE: Bad News - Kelena - 11-30-2011

The guys at the KTA in downtown Hilo are all really cute and will walk you RIGHT TO the skim milk. Unfortunately, they go no further.


RE: Bad News - whalesong - 11-30-2011

quote:
Originally posted by liskir

to FEMA camps of course! Hasta la Vista, Babeee...

Careful what you wish for they do exist. [V]
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RE: Bad News - liskir - 12-02-2011

http://www.infowars.com/bombshell-fema-camps-confirmed/

There are 800+ known FEMA camps in the U.S. Even HI has one!


RE: Bad News - Obie - 12-02-2011

I ate at KFC tonight.Many people were working there.


RE: Bad News - Guest - 12-02-2011

Did you try the famous bowl with bacon? It sucks that they dont have the double down.

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