Yeeeeep! boomer and proud of it!
It is hard not to be amused by old conservatives - 100 proof arrogance and ignorance! Unfortunately, it takes 60%+ alcohol to sterilize for the SARS-Cov-2 virus. (I'll leave you to puzzle out the math
Ask and ye shall receive
with the caveat that we've heard that all before over the last couple weeks.
At least the CDC did update their case definition to include testing for those with symptoms and a travel history in the past 14 days to Iran, Italy, Japan, South Korea, or China.
However, they are still not testing for community-transmission (no travel history) unless you have symptoms, are hospitalized, and are not diagnosed for the flu (so only after you've been contagious, out in public, for multiple weeks)
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nco...teria.html
Nonetheless, even with these restrictions, the number of positive cases being identified will certainly be increasing in the next week. Finish your preps and gather ye rosebuds while ye may, old time is still a-flying...