07-09-2015, 06:37 AM
Two Hawaii County police officers fresh off one weeks duty on Mauna Kea, get thrown from the frying pan into the fire. Their first call is a homicide, a domestic disturbance with shots fired.
After arriving on the scene they discovered the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor. they called their sergeant on his cell phone.
"Hello Sarge."
"Yes?"
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
"What happened?"
"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
After arriving on the scene they discovered the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor. they called their sergeant on his cell phone.
"Hello Sarge."
"Yes?"
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
"What happened?"
"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
“We do this thing not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.”