How do you heat a pool?

[Kelena]

I'm a retired white collar guy who can't even change out a garbage disposal. I cannot build my own pool solar heater. I don't even cook. No really. I cannot heat a pizza. I've proven this to skeptics before who have watched it burn before their very eyes. Perhaps I can do these things if I concentrate on them but I've never had to before and so have no practice.

I want to devote my time to other things, really.

I just want someone come out, heat my pool, I pay them the going rate, then I wave bye bye.

I guess I am coming to the realization that there is no such person. He is never coming.