01-27-2017, 03:28 AM
wait until all the birds in your yard explode the next time you turn on your microwave
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_That's_ why my birds are exploding???
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Bought my 1st microwave in about 1970
I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but if you microwave hot water for your morning coffee just before daylight, when the birds are still perched in trees and shrubs around your property they'll conveniently burst in close proximity to the largest plants in your yard, those most in need of a regular dose of fertilizer. With this minor adjustment in time management, you'll also minimize the early morning chore of random yard cleanup before work.
We don't have that wise old saying from the 70's for nothing, "Kill two birds with..."
"Only fear real things, such as minds full of delusions." -Last Aphorisms
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_That's_ why my birds are exploding???
...
Bought my 1st microwave in about 1970
I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but if you microwave hot water for your morning coffee just before daylight, when the birds are still perched in trees and shrubs around your property they'll conveniently burst in close proximity to the largest plants in your yard, those most in need of a regular dose of fertilizer. With this minor adjustment in time management, you'll also minimize the early morning chore of random yard cleanup before work.
We don't have that wise old saying from the 70's for nothing, "Kill two birds with..."
"Only fear real things, such as minds full of delusions." -Last Aphorisms
“We do this thing not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.”