07-30-2017, 05:01 PM
Dear Driver,
We have previously sent you a letter about your bad driving habits which has been reported by Mr. Tom who wishes to remain anonymous. We have now learned that you have used this letter in order to show off your dangerous driving behavior. You are now on notice that if we receive another report of you driving badly or telling your friends how proud you are of driving dangerously, we will send a more strongly worded letter, and may not even say "dear" the next time.
We hope there will be no need to contact you again regarding this matter, but if we have to, we reserve the right to charge you for postage.
Faithfully,
The DMV Strongly Worded Letter Dept.
That should do it.
We have previously sent you a letter about your bad driving habits which has been reported by Mr. Tom who wishes to remain anonymous. We have now learned that you have used this letter in order to show off your dangerous driving behavior. You are now on notice that if we receive another report of you driving badly or telling your friends how proud you are of driving dangerously, we will send a more strongly worded letter, and may not even say "dear" the next time.
We hope there will be no need to contact you again regarding this matter, but if we have to, we reserve the right to charge you for postage.
Faithfully,
The DMV Strongly Worded Letter Dept.
That should do it.