Insurance shock

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you can assume you have no coverage unless told otherwise after the fact by their claims department.

“Jesus Coming Soon” unless told otherwise by the people who put up the sign.

It was Sir Isaac Newton's conclusion that was unlikely to happen before 2060.  

So if one "trusts the scientist", does "Jesus Coming Soon" refer to eight pound, six ounce, sweet baby Jesus?  Or a grown man with a beard?  Scholars believe Jesus One was crucified at around 33 years old, though some think he was closer to 39.

2060 is only 36 years away.

So if Newton was right, and the sign is referring to bearded Jesus... He may already be here.  Or could be any day now.  I don't mean Puna specifically, but one never knows.  Does he have to come here the same way he did the first time?  Or can he just beam down as an adult?  Because if it's the latter, that sign is going to get pretty dusty if Newton was right.  And our roads still won't be paved.