Developer sues lady after they accidentally built on her lot, someone pooped on floor

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I had an old Vietnam vet with a blurry spotting scope do mine. He sighted the pin down the street from mine, rotated 90 degrees, then just kept looking down that scope and cutting the line and tying flagger's tape on strings and adjusting the tape on the strings and when he got to the back his line was off from the pin by about 4 inches over 871 feet! They called him "The Magician". He was also a number theory hobbyist, and pretty sure he cracked the distribution of prime numbers and other secrets of the universe before going back into hiding.

Metaphysically speaking I think we are all off by a few lots. But at least this lot is full of interesting people.