Punatang - words flow like Russian spring ... Two types of people go to The Punaweb Bar and Grill..
Da comrade, in Soviet Russia they say fifty-percent of the patrons of Punaweb Bar and Grill are dumb. "Rubbish", you say, "half of the patrons are smart!"
How do you tell the difference? Half of them walk into this bar, the other half ducks.
Then there was that guy who walked into Punaweb Bar and Grill and went to the bathroom. He came out and went to the bartender.
He say, "You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night and said you have golden urinals. Where are they?"
The bartender say, "Sorry, no urinals, they were held up by the county building inspector." But then the bartender turned to the band and yell "Hey Kimo, I’ve got a lead on the moke who ruined your sax!"
(oh snorkle, where are you when we need you most? :)
Da comrade, in Soviet Russia they say fifty-percent of the patrons of Punaweb Bar and Grill are dumb. "Rubbish", you say, "half of the patrons are smart!"
How do you tell the difference? Half of them walk into this bar, the other half ducks.
Then there was that guy who walked into Punaweb Bar and Grill and went to the bathroom. He came out and went to the bartender.
He say, "You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night and said you have golden urinals. Where are they?"
The bartender say, "Sorry, no urinals, they were held up by the county building inspector." But then the bartender turned to the band and yell "Hey Kimo, I’ve got a lead on the moke who ruined your sax!"
(oh snorkle, where are you when we need you most? :)