02-08-2026, 06:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-08-2026, 08:19 PM by HereOnThePrimalEdge.)
Am I not forced to watch the Super Bowl and the halftime show?
Yes, it is required, but as of this year’s game not enforced.
I have heard a guy in line at a Pahoa shopping establishment recently say it’s expected within a year or two that a sub-agency called SchICE (in honor of historical German policing methods) will be organized and come to your home if they receive a report you are not watching the official government authorized Super Bowl broadcast or an AI simulation of a team of your choice playing the top squad in the league. Your club will always win in overtime. You can also choose a soccer (football) team to play against an American football (football) club, but the American team will still receive seven points for a touchdown and your soccer team one point for a goal.
Yes, it is required, but as of this year’s game not enforced.
I have heard a guy in line at a Pahoa shopping establishment recently say it’s expected within a year or two that a sub-agency called SchICE (in honor of historical German policing methods) will be organized and come to your home if they receive a report you are not watching the official government authorized Super Bowl broadcast or an AI simulation of a team of your choice playing the top squad in the league. Your club will always win in overtime. You can also choose a soccer (football) team to play against an American football (football) club, but the American team will still receive seven points for a touchdown and your soccer team one point for a goal.