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[HiloJulie]

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Nothing but laugh out loud funny to you hey Tangy Tang Tang?

No it's much more of a celebration with my Iranian friends, who live in Leilani Estates, and can't stop dancing and laughing and crying.  I'm sure you find it all AWFUL but I reccomend speaking with actual Iranians.  Furthermore, everyone can see clearly that you are into the Tang.  Grab a gallon of ACV at Walmart and dramatically spritz er'thang.  That's the only way you will ever get the "Tangy Tang Tang".

I doubt you have any friends Tangy Tang Tang, especially Iranian friends, but in the oft chance you do, I sure hope they are living here in Leilani Estates in full legal compliance with all applicable immigration rules and laws. Maybe we should have the local Hawaii ICE swing by and check them out? The law is the law, right? While you and your imaginary Iranian friends celebrate, are you also bowing your collective heads in sorrow at the 3 already needlessly killed Americans? What if one of those 3 are one of Hawaii's finest young son's or daughter's?

Truth also be told, I abhor Apple Cider Vinegar. Same with Malt Vinegar. And not really into street vendor sold Tang.

Now, being the fine upstanding gentleman that he is, Barney is offering to swing by your place and pick you up and drive the 2 of us down to the protest in Hilo tomorrow at 5PM.

Care to join us? Or continue to celebrate with your imaginary Iranian friends?