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[MyManao]

I am quite sure you have used both of your hands quite extensively, since you turned around 12 years old and hung up those Crissy Snow Pin Up pics in your bedroom.

I'd suggest you finally take them down, however, judging by the layers of body fluids you have no doubt sprayed over all of them, it may be considered a hazardous bio waste at this point and should be done under strict regulations for both removal and disposal.

Also, Corn Huskers Lotion will help you heal those 3/4 inch thick callouses on both your hands as well. I am sure you would also find another appropriate use for it too.

I take you seriously 100%. And what I wrote above, is YOU 100%

Yo, Chrissy, are you sure you're done saying your piece? Seriously, that's an awfully short diatribe by your standards, and it's always so much fun watching you squirm. You know, stretching your, as the Dude puts it, vile, mind to the task. Really, I am sure you could wax poetically on the subject given some encouragement. And for one that has feigned disgust, as if your puritanical mind has been assaulted by the slightest mention of your proclivities, you sure know your way around the gutter. So why not give it a tour de force. Have at it, there's nothing you can say that Tom hasn't already taken out for a spin. And besides it's late, so no need worry about the kiddie's sensibilities.. bring it on mama!