Your carbon footprint in Hawaii

[Wao nahele kane]

Yeah, Wahine! You should stay home here with me and convince all your coworkers to do the same. That way, nuclear plant leaks would become a certainty at every facility, triggering a mass extinction event. I love that idea, because I’m a special-needs knucklehead, and you should be ashamed of yourself for helping ensure the safety of the world’s safest and least deadly power source per megawatt.