08-10-2026, 07:36 PM
Edge Posted: You may say what you like.
Why, thank you. How gracious. The following hurricane witticisms are more "dad joke" style since you're concerned that, "Not sure everyone reading Punaweb gets your joke". Because, that would be a real disaster.
[*]Why don’t hurricanes ever get lost? They always follow the current.
[*]How do hurricanes see? With their eye.
[*]What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Twister.
[*]Why was the hurricane a terrible cook? It always stirred up trouble.
[*]Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado? It said, “I can’t handle all your twists and turns!”
[*]What do hurricanes and marriage have in common? They both start off mild and warm, but before you know it, you’ve lost your house.
Why, thank you. How gracious. The following hurricane witticisms are more "dad joke" style since you're concerned that, "Not sure everyone reading Punaweb gets your joke". Because, that would be a real disaster.
[*]Why don’t hurricanes ever get lost? They always follow the current.
[*]How do hurricanes see? With their eye.
[*]What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Twister.
[*]Why was the hurricane a terrible cook? It always stirred up trouble.
[*]Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado? It said, “I can’t handle all your twists and turns!”
[*]What do hurricanes and marriage have in common? They both start off mild and warm, but before you know it, you’ve lost your house.
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