02-23-2012, 04:48 AM
Got this one in my email, had to share. Reminds me of my daddy.
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him and both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared and kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
Edited for spacing
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him and both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared and kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
Edited for spacing