Adios Muchachos, and Aloha

[eightfingers2.0]

Everyone knows glitter is unicorn farts.

[TomK]

My unicorn just leaves aura quartz crystals all over the ground - at least I don't need to clean it up with dog poop bags and it heals my energy shields.

https://www.crystalightcandles.com/produ...ura-quartz

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

I also have a pet unicorn.

I recommend you refer to your unicorn as “livestock” so you might qualify for an agricultural designation on your property.  Big, big savings on real estate taxes.  Although it’s probably easier to get a scientific paper peer reviewed and published in a reputable journal, than to successfully submit paperwork to Hawaii County and have it approved. Unless you have an onko or cuz working down there.

[TomK]

Apparently, that doesn't work when it comes to referring to unicorns as livestock as you need three mentors to support you and you have to be associated with a big farm and all the bigwigs at the county fear losing their jobs. Nice try though.