When you visit friends in Hawaii....

[Hotzcatz]

Generally when friends visit, they behave better than the relatives. Several of our friends have a housecleaning service so their visit "appreciation" is to spit polish and shine several rooms of the house. They can come visit anytime and no, I'm not loaning them out! On the other hand, some of my relatives just don't quite "get it". Whatever bottle service is, I'm sure we don't have it here and no, the grocery store does not deliver. My other auntie wants to do all the cooking but she wants to make a trip into town each and every day to get ingredients. Generally something that we don't have on island, too. Oh well, they're relatives, what can you do? Fortunately, they only visit every other year and for only ten days or less.

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