04-14-2011, 01:47 PM
The teeth would always be hot potatoes I think since there are so few ways to obtain them legally. Anyway I once spoke with a fisherman who came across a small sperm whale far offshore. He couldn't get the jaw loose by yanking on it with the boat, so he contacted a friend who motored in to get a chainsaw. Unfortunately his friend was a blabbermouth and the next thing the fisherman knew there was a coast guard helicopter hovering over him ordering him to cut loose from the whale or be arrested.