07-05-2012, 12:21 PM
Got my new Hawaii driver's license from the Pahoa station. Was told their inkjet "temporary" license should be shredded upon arrival of my "real" license from "DHS" in 2-3 weeks. From there I drove to the Keaau 7-11 to buy some communion wine and was told my "official" "paper" "driver's license" was no good there. I'm in my mid-40's and can't buy communion wine. Nice. If you see some older looking balding guy with gray hair tapping kids on the shoulder asking if they can buy some communion wine, no crime is in progress.