03-20-2013, 06:18 AM
Move to a subdivision that already has Oceanic, or petition them (25 subscribers/mile for every mile between you and them) to install.
Alternately (tongue-in-cheek here), find a more "agricultural" lifestyle so you don't "need" the Internet -- after all, this ain't the city.
Alternately (tongue-in-cheek here), find a more "agricultural" lifestyle so you don't "need" the Internet -- after all, this ain't the city.