11-09-2013, 10:28 AM
For those of you who have been following the gripping saga of the found dog, he has been reunited with his family. Like all epic journeys this one came with a dramatic plot twist: the owner hadn't seen her dog in two years. It wasn't a miracle cure for blindness that allowed her to see her dog. It was a microchip. Yes, the same technology that you wear a foil hat to protect you against reunited this family and perhaps broke another one up. This tale of intrigue includes a mystery that began two years ago when the dog disappeared. Whether he was stolen, lost, or run away, we may never know, but had the Humane Society not injected the dog with a microchip, turning him into a cybernetic organism, he may have never seen its original family again.
A happy ending? Perhaps. Maybe it was kept in a damp lightless dungeon and force fed gruel and meth amphetamines until the day it escaped and enjoyed two years of milk bones, tummy rubs, and squeaky toys. Maybe technology is a bad thing. I need to find my foil hat and pull out these tooth fillings...
A happy ending? Perhaps. Maybe it was kept in a damp lightless dungeon and force fed gruel and meth amphetamines until the day it escaped and enjoyed two years of milk bones, tummy rubs, and squeaky toys. Maybe technology is a bad thing. I need to find my foil hat and pull out these tooth fillings...