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10-07-2014, 05:38 AM
On the weekend little Timmy and his family went to see the lava. It was such an exciting experience he wanted to tell the other kids at school on Monday.

At "sharing time" (previously called "show and tell" until some liberal extremist group found the name offensive) the teacher asked the class who wanted to go first.

Little Timmy raised his hand and said, "Our whole family went to see the lava flow. Our dog took a dump too close to the lava and it caught fire, and it nearly burned out his butthole!"

After calming the giggles from the class the teacher said, "Timmy, we don't talk like that in this class, we say "rectum".

Timmy replied, "Wrecked him?! It almost killed him!"

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Lava humor - by knieft - 10-04-2014, 08:32 AM
RE: Lava humor - by lavarat - 10-04-2014, 10:46 AM
RE: Lava humor - by terracore - 10-04-2014, 02:30 PM
RE: Lava humor - by unknownjulie - 10-04-2014, 06:15 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Mendo - 10-05-2014, 01:42 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Wao nahele kane - 10-05-2014, 01:48 PM
RE: Lava humor - by dmbwest - 10-05-2014, 06:42 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Mimosa - 10-06-2014, 11:13 AM
RE: Lava humor - by lavarat - 10-06-2014, 11:55 AM
RE: Lava humor - by Guest - 10-06-2014, 03:10 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Kapohocat - 10-06-2014, 04:18 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Kapohocat - 10-06-2014, 04:20 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Kelena - 10-06-2014, 06:57 PM
RE: Lava humor - by PaulW - 10-06-2014, 11:37 PM
RE: Lava humor - by Tink - 10-07-2014, 12:27 AM
RE: Lava humor - by SBH - 10-07-2014, 03:27 AM
RE: Lava humor - by terracore - 10-07-2014, 05:38 AM
RE: Lava humor - by Royall - 10-07-2014, 01:53 PM
RE: Lava humor - by DanielP - 10-07-2014, 03:32 PM
RE: Lava humor - by kalakoa - 10-08-2014, 04:01 AM
RE: Lava humor - by leilanidude - 10-09-2014, 04:57 AM
RE: Lava humor - by mac nut - 10-10-2014, 06:26 AM
RE: Lava humor - by EightFingers - 10-10-2014, 06:41 AM
RE: Lava humor - by terracore - 05-02-2018, 12:40 PM
RE: Lava humor - by LazyLehua - 05-02-2018, 01:02 PM

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