03-01-2015, 04:27 AM
may I have your attention please ,,, may I have your attention please
todays road report just for the record ,,,,,,
picked up two bags of trash on road 2 between road b and where the access stops on 2 , towards c .
stopped on road 1 at the corner of c and 1 ,, picked up a discarded McDonalds drink cup ,, no sign of a sandwich was found or associated fries ,,,,,
traveled road 2 from the corner of 2 and c to the end of access ,,, no trash ,, no vagrants ,, no hitchhikers were picked up ,,, road appears to be easily passable ,,,,,
drove road 2 from c to the bitter end at the forest preserve ,, road is passable ,,, not pretty ,,but passable for even small car ,, no trash or vagrants were found ,,,
road 11 ,,,, passable as always ,,, no prettier now than ever before ,,, several short pieces to slow down for ,,, but passable ,,,,, trash was discovered ,,, once again it was fast food wrappers and such from jack in the box ,, this trash was recovered and turned over to the local police department for finger print analysis ,,,,did not however see the mysterious one ton of gravel on the road as has been rumored ,,,
road 10 from b to d ,,, was easily passable and trash was recovered in the form of some news paper and junk mail with a po box ,,, also turned over to police to pursue a littering bust ,,, no homeless vagrants or hungry bums were found ,,, the worst spot still remains the huge puddle in front of the trollcave ,,, caution ,,, may need to go slow ,,,,,
to everyone at the ( SECRET ) party yesterday at the comm ctr ,, a wonderful time was had by all ,,, mrs g. we will miss your smiling face in the future ,,,, the parking was within strict county and police guidelines ,,, the food that was shared with all was indeed produced in a cert. kitchen ,,,, under the direction of a seasoned world famous chef and the representive of the county health dept. ,,, have no fear even sanitation was provided for by the availability of a toilet and a hand sink ,,, there were no fights or drugs brandished about or consumed in public view ,,, garlic and salt were liberally sprinkled around the perimeter of the property in accordance with the EPA representative on hand ,, to provide a barrier against ,, slugs ,, snails ,, ogres and the thirty five varieties of toxic trolls as well as other slimy critters ,,
the valet parking was very professional and the parking lot was well policed for trash and drug debris ,,, although none was found ,, the county did provide a haz mat team to asses and deal with those possibilities ,,,
im going to go get a sandwich ,,,,, a sandwich that I wont have to share with a hungry child or vagrant adult thanks to our neighborhood Nazis ,,,, big thanks to 2bad4urtaint ,, mimosadouchette and justthefactsidiot for their lack of participation ,, and ceasless efforts to rid our fair shire of the less fortunate ,,,, GOOD JOB !!!!!
todays road report just for the record ,,,,,,
picked up two bags of trash on road 2 between road b and where the access stops on 2 , towards c .
stopped on road 1 at the corner of c and 1 ,, picked up a discarded McDonalds drink cup ,, no sign of a sandwich was found or associated fries ,,,,,
traveled road 2 from the corner of 2 and c to the end of access ,,, no trash ,, no vagrants ,, no hitchhikers were picked up ,,, road appears to be easily passable ,,,,,
drove road 2 from c to the bitter end at the forest preserve ,, road is passable ,,, not pretty ,,but passable for even small car ,, no trash or vagrants were found ,,,
road 11 ,,,, passable as always ,,, no prettier now than ever before ,,, several short pieces to slow down for ,,, but passable ,,,,, trash was discovered ,,, once again it was fast food wrappers and such from jack in the box ,, this trash was recovered and turned over to the local police department for finger print analysis ,,,,did not however see the mysterious one ton of gravel on the road as has been rumored ,,,
road 10 from b to d ,,, was easily passable and trash was recovered in the form of some news paper and junk mail with a po box ,,, also turned over to police to pursue a littering bust ,,, no homeless vagrants or hungry bums were found ,,, the worst spot still remains the huge puddle in front of the trollcave ,,, caution ,,, may need to go slow ,,,,,
to everyone at the ( SECRET ) party yesterday at the comm ctr ,, a wonderful time was had by all ,,, mrs g. we will miss your smiling face in the future ,,,, the parking was within strict county and police guidelines ,,, the food that was shared with all was indeed produced in a cert. kitchen ,,,, under the direction of a seasoned world famous chef and the representive of the county health dept. ,,, have no fear even sanitation was provided for by the availability of a toilet and a hand sink ,,, there were no fights or drugs brandished about or consumed in public view ,,, garlic and salt were liberally sprinkled around the perimeter of the property in accordance with the EPA representative on hand ,, to provide a barrier against ,, slugs ,, snails ,, ogres and the thirty five varieties of toxic trolls as well as other slimy critters ,,
the valet parking was very professional and the parking lot was well policed for trash and drug debris ,,, although none was found ,, the county did provide a haz mat team to asses and deal with those possibilities ,,,
im going to go get a sandwich ,,,,, a sandwich that I wont have to share with a hungry child or vagrant adult thanks to our neighborhood Nazis ,,,, big thanks to 2bad4urtaint ,, mimosadouchette and justthefactsidiot for their lack of participation ,, and ceasless efforts to rid our fair shire of the less fortunate ,,,, GOOD JOB !!!!!