05-14-2015, 04:20 AM
gypsy,
I would like to point out that the TMT is actually science based, whereas bending, bouncing light beams, ghost particles, Godzilla, etc are a part of science fiction lore. But in the spirit of if you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
I heard that on days when the TMT will be closed because the stars don't shine, for only $5 they will aim a giant laser at your house (send them GPS coordinates, square footage of your home, and a check or money order for $5 + 4.16% Excise Tax) and adjust the beam to heat your home to 130 degrees for a few hours, until all the termites, and other critters are eliminated. No harmful chemicals!
I heard that when the astronomers take their coffee break every night from 7:00-7:15 they will program the giant laser with the names of Big Island keiki, aim it at the moon, and run a slide show; Hau`oli la Hanau Leilani! Happy Birthday Jimmy!... (Big Island keiki only!)
I heard, that if a giant asteroid is discovered hurtling toward earth, the President will immediately deploy Bruce Willis to Hawaii in a Space Glider built by Elon Musk. Bruce will review the calculations made by TomK and other scientists, then aim the giant TMT laser precisely dead center into the space rock of impending doom. We know there's no room for even a millimeter of error over tens of thousands of space miles, but thanks to the cool, unflappable yet droll demeanor of our hero it's another $1.4 billion well spent. Don't you think? (Space Glider, Bruce Willis air fare, lodging and meals not included in total)
I would like to point out that the TMT is actually science based, whereas bending, bouncing light beams, ghost particles, Godzilla, etc are a part of science fiction lore. But in the spirit of if you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
I heard that on days when the TMT will be closed because the stars don't shine, for only $5 they will aim a giant laser at your house (send them GPS coordinates, square footage of your home, and a check or money order for $5 + 4.16% Excise Tax) and adjust the beam to heat your home to 130 degrees for a few hours, until all the termites, and other critters are eliminated. No harmful chemicals!
I heard that when the astronomers take their coffee break every night from 7:00-7:15 they will program the giant laser with the names of Big Island keiki, aim it at the moon, and run a slide show; Hau`oli la Hanau Leilani! Happy Birthday Jimmy!... (Big Island keiki only!)
I heard, that if a giant asteroid is discovered hurtling toward earth, the President will immediately deploy Bruce Willis to Hawaii in a Space Glider built by Elon Musk. Bruce will review the calculations made by TomK and other scientists, then aim the giant TMT laser precisely dead center into the space rock of impending doom. We know there's no room for even a millimeter of error over tens of thousands of space miles, but thanks to the cool, unflappable yet droll demeanor of our hero it's another $1.4 billion well spent. Don't you think? (Space Glider, Bruce Willis air fare, lodging and meals not included in total)
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves