08-04-2015, 05:25 AM
melting Arctic ice the original entry to the inside of the planet--which is hollow btw--had to be moved to Mauna Kea...the last surviving herd of Easter Bunnies
This makes perfect sense as over the course of the protests Mauna Kea has become the focal point for so much imagined activity*, it's only right it becomes the tent pole for ALL imagined activity in the Pacific Basin. Who knows, perhaps it has already received that designation at the Trans Pacific Partnership meeting on Maui this past week.
I do feel bad for the imaginary Easter Bunnies, but especially for the Bunny Believers who didn't yet realize they were invented out of thin air*. It's going to be a cold, oxygen deprived awakening.
* Military applications such as bendy twisty city destroying laser beams, water tables in the desert, etc
** Such as the air at the top of Mauna Kea
This makes perfect sense as over the course of the protests Mauna Kea has become the focal point for so much imagined activity*, it's only right it becomes the tent pole for ALL imagined activity in the Pacific Basin. Who knows, perhaps it has already received that designation at the Trans Pacific Partnership meeting on Maui this past week.
I do feel bad for the imaginary Easter Bunnies, but especially for the Bunny Believers who didn't yet realize they were invented out of thin air*. It's going to be a cold, oxygen deprived awakening.
* Military applications such as bendy twisty city destroying laser beams, water tables in the desert, etc
** Such as the air at the top of Mauna Kea
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves