01-07-2016, 06:07 AM
1 pound of tissue LA to Hilo by air: 1.735 lbs CO2
1 pound of tissue LA to Hilo by boat: 0.0545 lbs CO2
Even better:
1 pound of organic fiber from your backyard to the bathroom : 0 lbs CO2
There are many paper substitutes you can grow at home; papyrus, industrial hemp, even bamboo. Cut, soak, pound with a hammer, and dry, and you'll have a sustainable, renewable source of bathroom tissue, even during Matson strikes.
Think of the keiki. Because you won't be able to help but think of the keiki whenever they're howling in the bathroom over your roughly thought out, scratchy plans for their future.
1 pound of tissue LA to Hilo by boat: 0.0545 lbs CO2
Even better:
1 pound of organic fiber from your backyard to the bathroom : 0 lbs CO2
There are many paper substitutes you can grow at home; papyrus, industrial hemp, even bamboo. Cut, soak, pound with a hammer, and dry, and you'll have a sustainable, renewable source of bathroom tissue, even during Matson strikes.
Think of the keiki. Because you won't be able to help but think of the keiki whenever they're howling in the bathroom over your roughly thought out, scratchy plans for their future.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves