02-03-2016, 05:10 AM
You're not injecting beef jerky into the bloodstream. Wink wink, nudge, nudge.
True enough about the beef jerky, or as I'll now refer to it, "bovine casein with beef heart infusion."
But Mountain Dew? Have you ever watched a kid drink 12 ounces of the stuff? Before and after? It's as close to injection as is possible without the use of a needle. I rest my case.
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
True enough about the beef jerky, or as I'll now refer to it, "bovine casein with beef heart infusion."
But Mountain Dew? Have you ever watched a kid drink 12 ounces of the stuff? Before and after? It's as close to injection as is possible without the use of a needle. I rest my case.
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves