02-18-2016, 05:36 AM
we try to appeal to a more basic motivation: survival.
And if that doesn't work: entertainment.
Hilo, Hawaii. February 28th, 2015:
"The Hawaii MMA association has announced their Mixed Martial Arts performances will soon become even more mixed by merging with the TMT Observatory Corporation. Cage matches will now be held on the floor of the TMT dome in the early evening hours. The 30 meters of mirror will be protected and covered by the same experienced and dedicated crew who for decades have carefully aligned and duct taped 4x8 sheets of plywood over the floor of the Edith Kanakaole Tennis Stadium for the Merrie Monarch Competition."
"Matches will begin at 6 PM and end at 10 PM, after which the dome will quickly revert into an astronomical observatory for the duration of the night."
"It's a win-win for everyone in Hawaii, and a compromise I'm sure we can all get behind."
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
And if that doesn't work: entertainment.
Hilo, Hawaii. February 28th, 2015:
"The Hawaii MMA association has announced their Mixed Martial Arts performances will soon become even more mixed by merging with the TMT Observatory Corporation. Cage matches will now be held on the floor of the TMT dome in the early evening hours. The 30 meters of mirror will be protected and covered by the same experienced and dedicated crew who for decades have carefully aligned and duct taped 4x8 sheets of plywood over the floor of the Edith Kanakaole Tennis Stadium for the Merrie Monarch Competition."
"Matches will begin at 6 PM and end at 10 PM, after which the dome will quickly revert into an astronomical observatory for the duration of the night."
"It's a win-win for everyone in Hawaii, and a compromise I'm sure we can all get behind."
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves