04-07-2016, 08:10 AM
Thank the PCDP hysterical urgency for getting this work done for us.
Yes, with only a little patience we could have solved this entire fiasco with a far more effective space-based solution, resulting in minimal inconvenience to Puna drivers:
Step 1 - Build the TMT. With it's giant laser, capable of destroying large cities or small sovereign nations, it should also be powerful enough to send out space messages by laser Morse Code bursts to nearby planetary systems. Once contact is made, our new alien friends will prepare for a flight to earth.
Step 2 - Everyone knows aliens cruise around the universe in flying saucers. And what else is round (hint) - - a roundabout. With minimum design modifications, sent to our alien friends in an encoded CAD software application by TMT laser light bursts, the saucer will have traffic lanes (to Hawaii DOT standards) embossed onto the top of the spacecraft.
Step 3 - The Kalapana Star Sanctuary is the closest interstellar space port to Pahoa, so should work as a landing pad and staging area for the spaceship's arrival.
Step 4 - Dig a hole in Pahoa.
Step 5 - Move saucer from Kalapana to Pahoa.
Step 6 - Place saucer into hole, connect existing roadways to saucer roundabout. Done.
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
Yes, with only a little patience we could have solved this entire fiasco with a far more effective space-based solution, resulting in minimal inconvenience to Puna drivers:
Step 1 - Build the TMT. With it's giant laser, capable of destroying large cities or small sovereign nations, it should also be powerful enough to send out space messages by laser Morse Code bursts to nearby planetary systems. Once contact is made, our new alien friends will prepare for a flight to earth.
Step 2 - Everyone knows aliens cruise around the universe in flying saucers. And what else is round (hint) - - a roundabout. With minimum design modifications, sent to our alien friends in an encoded CAD software application by TMT laser light bursts, the saucer will have traffic lanes (to Hawaii DOT standards) embossed onto the top of the spacecraft.
Step 3 - The Kalapana Star Sanctuary is the closest interstellar space port to Pahoa, so should work as a landing pad and staging area for the spaceship's arrival.
Step 4 - Dig a hole in Pahoa.
Step 5 - Move saucer from Kalapana to Pahoa.
Step 6 - Place saucer into hole, connect existing roadways to saucer roundabout. Done.
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves