04-09-2016, 04:32 AM
“… We have met the conditions of the PSA and we’re ready to close. The concept is you have a seller who is willing to sell a property for $2.5 million. And you have a buyer who is willing to pay it within the scope of the agreement. And I’m shocked, myself.”
With apologies to Casablanca:
Lawyers: Everybody is to leave here immediately! This agreement is terminated until further notice. Clear the room, at once!
TMT & Bowling Alley: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Lawyers: I am shocked, shocked to find a clause in the agreement which may not been fulfilled!
Croupier: [hands Lawyers money] Your winnings, sir.
Lawyers: Oh, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
With apologies to Casablanca:
Lawyers: Everybody is to leave here immediately! This agreement is terminated until further notice. Clear the room, at once!
TMT & Bowling Alley: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Lawyers: I am shocked, shocked to find a clause in the agreement which may not been fulfilled!
Croupier: [hands Lawyers money] Your winnings, sir.
Lawyers: Oh, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!
"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." -Annie Dillard
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves