05-12-2016, 04:48 AM
picnic at a place that has clear military connections
A little know fact, based in the same amount of research and evidence that suggested the TMT is a military installation, finds the game of bowling began when bored cannon operators in the Civil War rolled cannon balls into vertically balanced pieces of firewood between battles. For obvious reasons the game became more popular among ground based army troops, more than with their compatriots in the navy on ships at sea. Even the terminology for knocking over the firewood comes from the military. A successful throw which hits it's target is a "strike."
Now many bowling alleys have even extended their historical link to their military past by installing lasers. While claiming they're merely for special lighting effects, everyone knows lasers serve only one purpose, to destroy small sovereign nations by bouncing beams off a system of reflective satellites circling the earth at 17,000 MPH.
Oscar Wilde's Last Words: "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
A little know fact, based in the same amount of research and evidence that suggested the TMT is a military installation, finds the game of bowling began when bored cannon operators in the Civil War rolled cannon balls into vertically balanced pieces of firewood between battles. For obvious reasons the game became more popular among ground based army troops, more than with their compatriots in the navy on ships at sea. Even the terminology for knocking over the firewood comes from the military. A successful throw which hits it's target is a "strike."
Now many bowling alleys have even extended their historical link to their military past by installing lasers. While claiming they're merely for special lighting effects, everyone knows lasers serve only one purpose, to destroy small sovereign nations by bouncing beams off a system of reflective satellites circling the earth at 17,000 MPH.
Oscar Wilde's Last Words: "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves