Mayor Kenoi wants off on a technicality

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If the surfboard were bought as a prize for a county or non-religious charity event. If the bike was bought for the mayor to ride publicly to promote green transportation. If the hostess bar trips were used to conduct team building or negotiations. We have no idea if any of that is true, but apparently *some* people on punaweb know with certainty. The rest of us must be the moral relativists.