08-26-2016, 08:43 AM
Home Depot, you ask a person you happen to trap a question... and poof! off they disappear! 
If Home Depot were run by the county:
1) There would be 500-1000 workers in a building that size
2) They would all be stationed behind a gigantic counter (no trapping)
3) Closed at 4 PM. And Saturday. And Sunday. And every holiday ever invented. And election day.
4) There would be parking meters in the parking lot.
- Be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. - Work slowly. - Refer all matters to committees for "further study and consideration. - Hold conferences. - Make travel as inconvenient as possible. - Haggle over precise wordings of communications. - Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and avoid haste. (Excerpts from the WWII OSS Simple Sabotage Manual)
If Home Depot were run by the county:
1) There would be 500-1000 workers in a building that size
2) They would all be stationed behind a gigantic counter (no trapping)
3) Closed at 4 PM. And Saturday. And Sunday. And every holiday ever invented. And election day.
4) There would be parking meters in the parking lot.
- Be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. - Work slowly. - Refer all matters to committees for "further study and consideration. - Hold conferences. - Make travel as inconvenient as possible. - Haggle over precise wordings of communications. - Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and avoid haste. (Excerpts from the WWII OSS Simple Sabotage Manual)
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves