09-04-2016, 09:55 PM
Whoops forgot to include TomK's hypocrisy :
In an extensive study involving astronomers and observatory staff on the Island of Hawaii, Dr Parkplatz has recently published a paper on the possibility that alien life exists in Hawaii.
"It was hard to believe at first" she said, "but we can't rule out the possibility".
The possibility came about because of strange communications from a being on the Big Island. "No one was able to make sense of them until a meta-study was performed. It seems we're seeing a new form of life but we can't rule out other possibilities".
Others are more skeptical.
"Sounds like a drunk dude to me" said Dr Kanubauer. Mr Offiziersbursche said "just wait until he starts quoting Batman, then you'll know he's crazy. Or an alien."
Others have pointed out that it's likely a particularly stupid troll has been discovered, but as Dr Betrunken has pointed out, "Laterz dude or I'll frost onto you.".
Betrunken's attorney and doctor have not responded to requests for comments.
In an extensive study involving astronomers and observatory staff on the Island of Hawaii, Dr Parkplatz has recently published a paper on the possibility that alien life exists in Hawaii.
"It was hard to believe at first" she said, "but we can't rule out the possibility".
The possibility came about because of strange communications from a being on the Big Island. "No one was able to make sense of them until a meta-study was performed. It seems we're seeing a new form of life but we can't rule out other possibilities".
Others are more skeptical.
"Sounds like a drunk dude to me" said Dr Kanubauer. Mr Offiziersbursche said "just wait until he starts quoting Batman, then you'll know he's crazy. Or an alien."
Others have pointed out that it's likely a particularly stupid troll has been discovered, but as Dr Betrunken has pointed out, "Laterz dude or I'll frost onto you.".
Betrunken's attorney and doctor have not responded to requests for comments.