09-14-2016, 03:24 AM
when your car does break down, you can shove it off the road into a nearby driveway!
Exactly! This way, when your car comes to a stop, it's on "private property" and your breakdown is no longer part of the Official Statistics, resulting in an improved safety rating for the entire County!
I'm sure there are better and more humanitarian options.
How about: seal off all HPP roads where they meet 130. HPP is so proud of their roads ("that they paid for"), they should have no problem creating some kind of Alternate Route.
Exactly! This way, when your car comes to a stop, it's on "private property" and your breakdown is no longer part of the Official Statistics, resulting in an improved safety rating for the entire County!
I'm sure there are better and more humanitarian options.
How about: seal off all HPP roads where they meet 130. HPP is so proud of their roads ("that they paid for"), they should have no problem creating some kind of Alternate Route.