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I won the lottery!
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I played along... Then I proceeded to flirt with her.

No!
Don't do that!
If you and too many other people respond that way, their telephone monitoring algorithm will pick up on it and report the information to management. They'll determine an American's desire (for desire) is greater than their fear of computer viruses, and they'll adjust their business model accordingly:

"Hello, Business Models "R" Us. How may we help you? Be sure to have your VISA or MasterCard ready, then press 1 to speak with our Blond representative... "

"Only fear real things, such as minds full of delusions." -Last Aphorisms
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves
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I won the lottery! - by rbakker - 01-11-2017, 07:14 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by descodave - 01-13-2017, 03:58 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by Lodestone - 01-13-2017, 07:12 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by TomK - 01-14-2017, 12:20 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by ElysianWort - 01-14-2017, 03:47 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by kalakoa - 01-14-2017, 04:17 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by Tink - 01-14-2017, 04:31 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by HereOnThePrimalEdge - 01-14-2017, 05:21 AM
RE: I won the lottery! - by PaulW - 01-14-2017, 08:52 AM

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