04-01-2017, 05:31 AM
Isn't this an April Fools joke? I didn't think the ISS could stay over one place...
Certainly not! You don't need scientific explanations, the laws of physics or fancy words like "geosynchronous" to get advanced technology like the ISS or TMT to stand still for lengthy periods of time.
Tom probably couldn't offer any additional information due to work contract provisions, but there's more info on the internet, if you know where to look.
This ISS mapping project is just the first step in the new administration's "Make Government Work Like A Business" approach to getting things done. No more wasted time and money on non-commercial EPA pet projects. When the new space module arrives at the ISS via Space X, NASA will finally have the capability of powering up their ISS-X Terminator Program.
As Tom said, simply provide the coordinates to your home*, and friendly operators will send you an appointment framework** during which they will conduct their services. IMPORTANT: you will need to vacate your home and yard during your appointment.*** Then with a targeted, proprietary Microwave-EMP**** Burst all cockroaches, rats, geckos, termites, and silverfish will be quickly eliminated from your home sweet home. It's Organic! And Non-toxic!
* Prices based on square footage and height of structure.
** Like the cable guy, sometime this afternoon
*** Don't forget to take your pets
**** electromagnetic pulse
You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
Certainly not! You don't need scientific explanations, the laws of physics or fancy words like "geosynchronous" to get advanced technology like the ISS or TMT to stand still for lengthy periods of time.
Tom probably couldn't offer any additional information due to work contract provisions, but there's more info on the internet, if you know where to look.
This ISS mapping project is just the first step in the new administration's "Make Government Work Like A Business" approach to getting things done. No more wasted time and money on non-commercial EPA pet projects. When the new space module arrives at the ISS via Space X, NASA will finally have the capability of powering up their ISS-X Terminator Program.
As Tom said, simply provide the coordinates to your home*, and friendly operators will send you an appointment framework** during which they will conduct their services. IMPORTANT: you will need to vacate your home and yard during your appointment.*** Then with a targeted, proprietary Microwave-EMP**** Burst all cockroaches, rats, geckos, termites, and silverfish will be quickly eliminated from your home sweet home. It's Organic! And Non-toxic!
* Prices based on square footage and height of structure.
** Like the cable guy, sometime this afternoon
*** Don't forget to take your pets
**** electromagnetic pulse
You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves