New Humor Section (Thanks in part to TMT threads)

[Durian Fiend]

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Originally posted by DTisme

This was my favorite: http://punaweb.org/Forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11956

SO many good ones in there! "Your lawnmower is a goat."!

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[] Thanks, I enjoyed those.

Punatic visits his primary care provider in Honolulu, with complaints of frequent, splitting headaches.

Test results come back, Doc says: "Well Mr. Keihanaikukauakahihulihe'ekahaunaele, you have a malignant brain tumor."

Punatic says, "Oh, that's a relief. I thought it might be rat lung worm".