10-21-2017, 06:15 AM
If the spam thieves ever get caught, they could try blaming Kim Jong Un:
"Your Honor, the spam was part of our balanced two week emergency food supply, as recommended by The Hawaii Emergency Management Agency should we need to shelter in place for two after a North Korean missile attack. We're just trying to prepare as best we can. And who's the real criminal here? Me or Kim Jong Un, for bombing our island home?"
“Facts fall from the poetic observer as ripe seeds.” -Henry Thoreau
"Your Honor, the spam was part of our balanced two week emergency food supply, as recommended by The Hawaii Emergency Management Agency should we need to shelter in place for two after a North Korean missile attack. We're just trying to prepare as best we can. And who's the real criminal here? Me or Kim Jong Un, for bombing our island home?"
“Facts fall from the poetic observer as ripe seeds.” -Henry Thoreau
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves