12-17-2017, 07:55 AM
How could HPP's roads be sacred? Because anything that such a large number of people could bicker over, ruminate upon, and become livid...
Chunkster -
I worship Paradise Drive and the smooth surface upon which I drive, a manifestation of our spiritual center beneath which lies the core of our existence upon this planet Earth.
Maku'u Drive, Kaloli Drive, Shower Drive, and the minor numerical or alphabetic cross roads are but graven images, or gravel images of the one true Paradise Drive, whose name is taken from the very subdivision itself.
Those who do not worship the One True Drive are an abomination, infidels to the ideals of HPPOA. As are the board members of HPPOA (see other threads).
"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -James Madison, The Federalist Papers, 1787
Chunkster -
I worship Paradise Drive and the smooth surface upon which I drive, a manifestation of our spiritual center beneath which lies the core of our existence upon this planet Earth.
Maku'u Drive, Kaloli Drive, Shower Drive, and the minor numerical or alphabetic cross roads are but graven images, or gravel images of the one true Paradise Drive, whose name is taken from the very subdivision itself.
Those who do not worship the One True Drive are an abomination, infidels to the ideals of HPPOA. As are the board members of HPPOA (see other threads).
"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -James Madison, The Federalist Papers, 1787
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves