04-06-2018, 10:17 AM
chickens were roosting 12-20 feet up
Perhaps a local inventor could modify a fruit picker, a long pole with some type of capture device on the end - - cage, bag, neck lasso, chicken voltaged taser, whatever it takes. A taser would be quick & quiet.* The quieter the device the less it would scare off other nearby birds.
Chik-Picker. ™
* Sample Warning Label - After application of voltage, chicken may drop rapidly to the ground. Users should not stand directly under target bird. Descending birds may exhibit an altered ability to fly or glide. Chik-Picker cannot be held directly or indirectly responsible for path of descending birds.
Perhaps a local inventor could modify a fruit picker, a long pole with some type of capture device on the end - - cage, bag, neck lasso, chicken voltaged taser, whatever it takes. A taser would be quick & quiet.* The quieter the device the less it would scare off other nearby birds.
Chik-Picker. ™
* Sample Warning Label - After application of voltage, chicken may drop rapidly to the ground. Users should not stand directly under target bird. Descending birds may exhibit an altered ability to fly or glide. Chik-Picker cannot be held directly or indirectly responsible for path of descending birds.
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