04-16-2019, 03:03 PM
if it has a self-defense use one of the political parties will eventually try to ban it
Let’s nip that in the bud!
I’d like to announce the formation of the HFA, Hawaii Flashlight Association. As President of the Puna Branch I’ll be glad to personally collect your yearly dues, preferably paid by credit card with auto renewal, although cash is acceptable as well.
In return you’ll receive your laminated membership card, a small pamphlet listing all the groups you should fear, various scapegoats, and the invisible Bogeymen coming for your lumens. Bumper stickers also available for a $20 donation (minimum) with our organizations motto:
So Bright It’ll Warm Your Cold Dead Hands
Let’s nip that in the bud!
I’d like to announce the formation of the HFA, Hawaii Flashlight Association. As President of the Puna Branch I’ll be glad to personally collect your yearly dues, preferably paid by credit card with auto renewal, although cash is acceptable as well.
In return you’ll receive your laminated membership card, a small pamphlet listing all the groups you should fear, various scapegoats, and the invisible Bogeymen coming for your lumens. Bumper stickers also available for a $20 donation (minimum) with our organizations motto:
So Bright It’ll Warm Your Cold Dead Hands
“We do this thing not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.”