06-09-2019, 06:36 AM
one day get past our petty squabbles and superstitions, and become a part of something bigger.
When first contact is made, Earth will become the Puna of interstellar civilizations. They’ll tolerate us to some degree, but Earth will always have to beg the Space-Hilos and Space-Honolulus for assistance just to get a crappy crushed asteroid flight path between us and them.
And when we finally get there, they’ll make us feed the starship parking meter just to go in and talk with them.
When first contact is made, Earth will become the Puna of interstellar civilizations. They’ll tolerate us to some degree, but Earth will always have to beg the Space-Hilos and Space-Honolulus for assistance just to get a crappy crushed asteroid flight path between us and them.
And when we finally get there, they’ll make us feed the starship parking meter just to go in and talk with them.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves