09-20-2019, 05:01 PM
Why not just stick the colander to the top of your car? That way you'll always have it with you and can stick it on top of your head in emergencies or when stopped by the police. You'll also be spreading the message of The Almighty Noodleness wherever you go. And remember, if you get hassled, you can always stick this flag on the back of your vehicle and fly it upside down.
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