10-13-2019, 06:33 AM
I think science and politics has reached the point where we can ban public use of straws entirely and whenever somebody is caught using one they can be pushed to the ground and injected with a modified herpes virus that causes them to grow a natural proboscis rendering future use of straws unnecessary. California will probably be the first to make the "vaccine" required to attend school and then later realize the folly of their decision when they later ban the juice boxes the proboscis was engineered to fit. Fortunately when it gets to Hawaii I will be able to claim a religious exemption.