Lasik on island? Insight on Costco vision center?

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Here's a (fear mongering or real?) article about the dangers of LASIK linked at the bottom. Long story short, I have at least temporarily found my vision salvation through a newer product called Cooper Vision Biofinity Multifocal soft contact lenses. I asked the optometrist "how do they work?" a few times and each time he gave varying versions of "It's a new technology." So I'm guessing they are made out of kittens or something. Whatever the case I have farsightedness and nearsightedness and these cat embryo (or whatever) lenses allow me to magically see again 20/20 both distance and up close without having to fry my corneas or anything.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lasik-eye-s...ff-market/