01-04-2022, 02:29 AM
Q: You know how you can tell who is vegan at a party?
A: They will tell you!
Couldn't resist.
Conspiracy fact (at least as I remember it): There used to be a very nice lady who offered world class chili at one or two of the farmers markets back in the day. She was at S.P.A.C.E. and possibly also the Pahoa one. She had beef chili and also vegan chili and they looked exactly alike. It was the one time in the week that a vegan could maybe break the rules a little, or get confused, or whatever. The chili lady had quite the dilemma because she hardly sold any of the vegan chili and yet the vegans were her best customers and she always sold out of the carnivore kine! So each week she dutifully prepared the vegan chili and offered it right next to the beef chili in order to provide cover for her customers. Meanwhile, lots of happy vegans got to enjoy a hearty bowl of yummy protein in a nice social setting.
A: They will tell you!
Couldn't resist.
Conspiracy fact (at least as I remember it): There used to be a very nice lady who offered world class chili at one or two of the farmers markets back in the day. She was at S.P.A.C.E. and possibly also the Pahoa one. She had beef chili and also vegan chili and they looked exactly alike. It was the one time in the week that a vegan could maybe break the rules a little, or get confused, or whatever. The chili lady had quite the dilemma because she hardly sold any of the vegan chili and yet the vegans were her best customers and she always sold out of the carnivore kine! So each week she dutifully prepared the vegan chili and offered it right next to the beef chili in order to provide cover for her customers. Meanwhile, lots of happy vegans got to enjoy a hearty bowl of yummy protein in a nice social setting.
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